Yeah That’s The Ticket!


By Linda Jordan | Birther Report

I don’t have a Harvard law degree like Barack Obama purportedly does, in fact I didn’t even graduate high school, but you don’t have to have a degree to know when someone’s lying to you and you don’t have to be an expert to understand the crime of forgery, fraud and treason.
We know now that Barack Obama has a forged birth certificate, forged selective service registration and stolen social security number. Obama conspired with one or more persons to defraud the American people and to usurp the White House. It is no longer a conspiracy theory. The crime has taken place.1  Barack Obama used Fake ID to get on the ballot and into the White House.  So we can all take off our tin foil hats and look at the bonafide evidence.2 Just like any jury, I am asking you to consider this evidence, with a fresh set of eyes, before coming to a conclusion.

A key part of that evidence is Obama himself.  Have you ever heard the saying, “Lie on 1”?3   Lawyers use it when a witness or suspect lies during a legal proceeding.  It means that nothing they say after that initial lie is going to be believed.  Barack Obama is a “Lie on 1” a hundred times over. He is a pathological, compulsive liar. 4-5
And I will give you very specific examples of that.  I will focus on five lies that should convince you, along with the evidence of his forged identity documents, that Barack Obama is a grifter.6  A narcissistic sociopath who faked his way into the White House.
Lie #  1.  The only reason I know the unrepentant Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers is because we live in the same Chicago neighborhood and our kids attend the same school.
This was my “Lie on 1”.  This is when I knew Barack Obama was a liar. There are all kinds of ways pathological liars lie. Direct, indirect. By rumor, by omission. Misleading, dissembling. One way is by proxy. They get someone else to lie for them. And then let that lie stand.
Obama has a long history with Bill Ayers, personal and work related.7-8-9-10    In spite of this he said he barely even knew the guy and did not have a relationship with him. In February 2008, to try and quell the controversy that a Presidential candidate would pal around with an unrepentant terrorist who hates America,11 Obama had his Chief Strategist, David Axelrod, deliver a lie by proxy.
Axelrod, trying to distance Obama from Ayers, told the media that, “Bill Ayers lives in [Obama’s] neighborhood. Their kids attend the same school … They’re certainly friendly, they know each other, as anyone whose kids go to school together.” (David Axelrod, 2/26/08 Ben Smith of
Bill Ayer’s kids were 20 to 23 years older than Obama’s children.  Does your 7 or 10 year old have fellow classmates who are in their 30’s? Axelrod had been friends with Obama since 1992.12  He knew Obama’s kids didn’t go to school with Ayer’s kids.
A month later, during the primary debates, Obama had a chance to correct or refute what Axelrod said. He did not. He reiterated Axelrod’s “Ayers is just a guy who lives in my neighborhood” and added that Ayers was a “respected college professor” who did something bad a long time ago, but said he had no real relationship with him.
It is beyond the pale to think that Obama and Axelrod didn’t talk about what Axelrod was going to say. This is bolstered by the fact that Obama never refuted or corrected Axelrod’s lie. Would you let a lie that big just lay there? And if so, for what purpose?
This was a lie by proxy intended to throw people off track and get them to thinking about kids, and Dads and school carnivals and the PTA and Obama tipping his hat to Ayers as they pass each other in the hall heading to their child’s parent/teacher conference . An attempt to create an atmosphere of plausibility; maybe it really was an innocent relationship between fathers in the same neighborhood.  The truth about Obama the liar and Ayers the unrepentant terrorist disappears into a Hallmark moment.
Lie # 2. I’ve never gone by any other name but Barack Hussein Obama.
For thirteen years, kindergarten through twelfth grade, Barack Obama was not known as Barack Obama. Third party accounts and hard copy records show that he was known consistently throughout that time period as Barry Obama or Barry Soetoro.
This has been confirmed by one of his kindergarten teachers in Hawaii 13 who knew him as Barry, by his school registration in Indonesia 14, where he was registered as Barry Soetoro, by his former classmate Scott Inoue whose mother had scribbled on the bottom of a photograph of Obama with her son “Scott and Barry 3rd grade 1969” 15, by his former classmate Kristen Caldwell who says that they only called him “Barry” from fifth grade through twelfth grade  16, by photos in his Hawaii high school year book which identify him as Barry Obama  17, by his own signature in a classmates  year book where he signed his name as “Barry Obama”.  18 By Occidental College students who knew him as “Barry”. 19
These facts become very important years later when Obama purportedly takes his Illinois Bar Exam.  Because, if Obama actually filled out the application to take the exam, it documents his first known lie under oath.
On the Illinois Bar Exam Application you have to attest that you have never been “known by any other first, middle or last name”.20 It does not ask if you have had any other legal name but if you have been “known” by any other name. If you have been, legal or not, you have to provide the name or names.  (Michelle Obama did.) 21 This information becomes part of your official record with the Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission  (ARDC) which is run by the Illinois State Supreme Court.22
Consumers can go to that website and look up lawyers in Illinois to see if they are registered, eligible to practice law and if they have any disciplinary actions against them. Part of the personal information that the Court shares with the consumer is if that attorney has any other “former name or names” and concerning Barack Obama it says that he has never used any other name or names. 23  It says this because that’s what Obama told them. The Illinois Board of Admissions to the Bar and the ARDC do not fill in the blanks for you.
You are not called Barry Obama or Barry Soetoro for thirteen years, until you are at least 18 years of age, and fail to remember it. Barack Obama lied on his bar application.
Lie # 3.  I was born in Kenya. No,  I was born in Hawaii. Yeah that’s the ticket!
Breitbart did a fantastic job of peeling back this lie. In 1991 Barack Obama’s literary agent, Dystel & Goderich (formerly Acton & Dystel), published a catalogue of the authors they represented. Barack Obama was listed as one of them. The short bio that accompanied Obama’s head shot said that he was “born in Kenya ….raised in Indonesia and Hawaii.” 24


Author Steve Bowman, who was involved with the same literary agent in the mid 90’s, says that he was instructed by the agent to write his own narrative bio and to write it in the third person. 25 And of course that makes sense.
Virtually every author and journalist is familiar with this practice. In fact I was recently asked to write a short bio about myself to go alongside research articles I write on Obama. Years ago I was a regular columnist for a weekly newspaper and had to submit a bio to attach to my columns. It is also standard practice to update your bio. The one I wrote two weeks ago is different than the one I wrote 20 years ago.
So in 1991 Obama writes his own bio for his literary agent and says that he was “born in Kenya…raised in Indonesia and Hawaii.” Screen shots in 1998, 2005 and 2007 show that Obama’s  biography was updated, edited, on the Dystel & Goderich website without changing the “born in Kenya” claim. 26  The first time it was edited to include the title of his latest book, “Dreams From My Father” and to add that he was also raised in Chicago. (1998 screen catch) The second time it was updated to say that he was now a “junior Democratic senator from Illinois” and that he was the “dynamic keynote speaker at the 2004 Democratic National Convention”.  (February 2005 screen catch) The third time it was updated with a modified text change but no new or changed information was added. (April 2007 screen catch)

Through every single edit over a period of 16 years, the “born in Kenya” was left intact every time.  In fact, on April 3, 2007, two months after announcing that he would run for president , the “born in Kenya” was still in Obama’s bio on the Dystel & Goderich website.
Between April 3 and April 21, 2007 someone in Obama’s campaign, David Axelrod? Valerie Jarrett? or Obama himself, realized that being “born in Kenya” did not serve his desire to be President of the United States of America like it served his desire to be an exotic, foreign born author. So Obama’s bio, on the Dystel & Goderich website, was edited for the fourth time to say that he was, “born in Hawaii”. 27-28

Was Kenya the truth or simply a way to make himself look cool to uppity intellectuals who hold America in disdain?  Was Hawaii the truth?  Or a necessary lie in an attempt to be an eligible presidential candidate?  You never know with liars. Particularly when they wield power from the White House that stops any independent means of document authentication. 29-30  Copies of the original Dystel & Goderich catalogue and caches of the website were not so easy to hide. You can find them all at Breitbart. 31
Lie # 4.  I was raised in Hawaii and Indonesia and, and, and, Chicago!
In 1991 Obama wrote in his bio, published by his literary agent, Dystel & Goderich (formerly Acton & Dystel), that he was raised in “Indonesia and Hawaii”.  We have several third hand accounts and paper documents that show Obama was in Hawaii in kindergarten, in Indonesia for 3-8 years 32 between kindergarten and third or fourth grade, and in Hawaii again for 7-10 years from third or fifth grade through twelfth grade. That he was in Hawaii fifth grade through twelfth grade is pretty solid.
Sometime after 1991 and before the next screen shot of his bio in June 1998 Obama changed his bio to say that he was also “raised in Chicago”. 33  I suspect it was around 1995 when he was gearing up to run for a State Senate seat in Illinois. 34 We have no record from any third party that Obama was raised in Chicago. In fact Obama says that he lived in Hawaii birth to 1967, Indonesia from 1967-1971, Hawaii from 1971 to 1979, that he left Hawaii after high school graduation (1979) for California where he studied at Occidental College for two years. He then says he transferred to Columbia University in New York City in 1981, where he majored in political science. After four years in New York City, Obama says he moved to Chicago in 1985 when he was 26 years old. He then says he left Chicago in 1988 to go to Harvard and then went back to Chicago in 1991. 35
Would you say that you were “raised in Chicago” if you didn’t move there until you were 26 years old?  And remember, when Obama made up this lie he was around 34 years old. And what did that lie do for Obama? Did it give him a homeboy advantage, some street creds when running for the Illinois Senate?  This lie was an attempt to change the minimal truth we know about Obama’s childhood.  That most of it was spent with fairly well to do people at the Punahau School in Hawaii, and before that, in Indonesia, where he also led a privileged life. Clearly Obama made a calculated move to tie himself to a grittier Chicago for political gain. And it did not matter to him that what he had said before would contradict what he was saying now. It did not matter to him that he had already said he was raised in Indonesia and Hawaii and that he didn’t move to Chicago until he was 26 years old. He needed that “raised in Chicago” to help him win the election and so he lied. That’s what habitual liars do.
Lie # 5. I’m Kenyan Royalty, no I’m an Indonesian Prince, no I’m an Hawaiian Prince, no my father is a King and I will rule in Indonesia one day.
This is what Obama told classmates at Punahau School in Hawaii after arriving there from Indonesia the summer before fifth grade. And students at Occidental College remember there was a “rumor” that Obama was a Hawaiian Prince. 36(Wonder who started that rumor?)  Kristen Caldwell went to school with Obama at Punahau from fifth grade until they graduated in 1979. She remembers that, “…he told us that his father was an Indonesian king and that he was a prince, and after he finished school he was going to go back, and he would be a ruler in Indonesia. And I absolutely believed him. I understand that he told his fifth-grade class that he was Kenyan royalty, but I never heard that story [from my sister] until years later.” 37
The first thing that crossed my mind when I read this was that if a three year old told me that story I’d probably laugh and ask him what he’d do when he was ruler.
But an eleven year old? And in such a way that some students “absolutely” believed him?  The fact that a similar story about Obama popped up at Occidental College bolsters the truth of what his Punahau School classmates remembered. I’m convinced that what this classmate recounted was not a harmless tale from a kid with a fanciful imagination. It was a memory that provides a window into the early development of a pathological liar. Obama, by age eleven, had honed some very practiced lying skills.  His lies may not have convinced everybody all the time. But he was able to deceive the one person that mattered most just how grand he was. Himself.
Closing:  We have traced Obama’s pattern of lying as far back as elementary school and it continues to this day. 38
It is not possible to detail all of his lies but there have been so many that “purportedly” is the necessary preamble to anything Obama says.  Particularly when it comes to the BIG lie, a tapestry of lies he wove together to fabricate a life story 39, an identity. One that would impress and open doors to people in high places.  Obama’s fabrications paved the way for him to attain fame, fortune and power. Instead of working his way to the top he lied his way to the top.  I don’t think Barack Obama has really worked a day in his life. Narcissists tend to be lazy. They are too important to actually work.  I don’t believe he has a real law degree 40 or Harvard education 41, he’s not a real law professor 42 has no real work history, and no real authorship.44
Obama’s life has been a lot of pomp in every circumstance. Smooth talking lies and cock strutting served up with a grin. But he wasn’t able to pull the wool over a nation’s eyes by lying alone. There were two other critical elements.
1. When lying wasn’t enough Obama would rev up his indignity and play the race card  on whites who still feel guilty about the sins of their fathers. “How dare you question my credentials, my integrity, my motives my story, because of the color of my skin!”. 45
2. The other key element to the ultimate success of Obama’s BIG lie, which culminated in his usurping the highest office in the land with Fake ID, was its magnitude.  Lie big or go home.
The American people would never believe that a presidential candidate was actually using a fake identity. A lie that big would prohibit people from even considering the truth of it. No one would attempt to lie on such a grand scale! And even if they did, well they certainly wouldn’t get away with it. Would they?
I have been very careful to cite every source for the facts I have presented detailing Barack Obama’s lies. Documentation that you can go to and look at for yourself and I pray that you do.
Now it follows suit that a man who lies like Obama would need to fabricate some of those lies on paper. And he did.
Will you take the next step and consider the bonafide evidence of Obama’s forged documents?  His birth certificate, his selective service registration and his stolen social security number.
Don’t let the sheer magnitude of his crime stop you from looking at the evidence.
It’s evidence that demands a verdict.
Go to the Maricopa County Sheriff  Department website and read the reports on Barack Obama’s Fake ID. 46  Then read Private Investigator Susan Daniel’s case on his stolen social security number. 47
I don’t want to prove you wrong.  I just want to save our country.  Ladies and gentlemen, we have an imposter in the White House.


1 2 3 Hat Tip Peter Boyles 4 In 2007 Obama got so swept away by one of his lies he almost pounded his shoe on the podium. During a speech celebrating the famous Selma-to-Montgomery Voting Rights March in Alabama, Obama said that because of the march his parents got together, “There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So [my parents] got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born. So don’t tell me I don’t have a claim on Selma, Alabama! Don’t tell me I’m not coming home to Selma, Alabama!” The Selma Voting Rights March was in March, 1965. Barack Obama was purportedly born on August 4, 1961 so he was not born in the shadow of what happened in Selma. ( 5 Habitual liars also have a habit of blaming others to take the heat off themselves. Within 15 minutes Obama knew the Benghazi attack had nothing to do with a demonstration of people angry over an anti-Islam video posted on YouTube. He knew within hours that Islamic terrorists claimed credit for it—but Obama was in re-election mode and a terrorist attack did not fit with what he wanted to portray so he said Benghazi happened because of a hateful video made by an American that stirred up an angry mob. Even weeks later before, the United Nations, he still blamed the video. 6 Urban Dictionary: A grifter is someone who swindles you through deception or fraud. Synonyms include fraudster, conartist, cheater, confidence man, scammer, hustler, swindler, etc. 7 8 9 10 From, ‘Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage,’ best-selling celebrity journalist Christopher Anderse writes, “With the [book]deadline pressing, Michelle recommended that Barack seek advice from “his friend and Hyde Park neighbor Bill Ayers….In the end, Ayers’ contribution to Barack’s ‘Dreams From My Father’ would be significant – so much so that the book’s language, oddly specific references, literary devices and themes would bear a jarring similarity to Ayers own writing.” 11 Cover of Chicago Magazine, August 2001 issue, with Ayers wiping his feet on the American flag. “Between 1970 and 1974, the Weatherman took credit for 12 bombings, including one of the United States Capitol and another involving several police cars.” When one of their bombs, headed for a New Jersey Military Base went off, killing three of the Weather Underground, Ayers went underground eluding the FBI for 10 years. In 1980 he turned himself in. Ayers was not even charged. His response? “Guilty as hell, free as a bird America is a great country,” he said.” “Ayers insists he has no regrets. “I acted appropriately in the context of those times,” he says.” ( I am sure his father, Thomas Ayers, wealthy former CEO of Commonwealth Edison and a friend to the Daleys, had nothing to do with making sure Ayers got off “free as a bird”. 12 13 “He was a cute, likable, heavy build-child,” Yatsushiro recalled. “I could visualize Barry smiling,…” 14 15 16 17 18 19 “He was barely 18 when he arrived in 1979, a kid from Hawaii who still called himself Barry.” Mark Dery, a journalism professor at New York University “harbored an instinctual suspicion of his … suave demeanor.” 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 A January 9, 2008 screen shot shows it was changed again to add that his father was raised in a “small village in Kenya” and his mom in “small town Kansas”. obamas-biographical-briefwas.html. Polling must have shown that Barry needed to curry some “small town” votes. 29 Aside from his real birth certificate, real social security SS-5 application and real Selective Service Registration here are the top ten records Obama keeps secret: 30 The media finds the Boston Marathon bombers college transcripts lickity split but they can’t find Obamas 6 years later. 31 32 Part of kindergarten may have been in Indonesia, It looks like he came back to Hawaii for part of third grade but not fourth. 33 34 December 7, 1995. 35 36 “Obama’s Occidental College classmate Amiekohel “Kim” Kimbrew of Los Angeles recalled rumors that Obama was a “Hawaiian prince” to the Chicago Tribune” 37 38 Politifacts lie of the year award goes to….Barack Obama. “If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan, period. No one will take it away, no matter what. … You can keep your family doctor.” 39 38 “falsehoods” found in Obama’s first book: 40 I’m not a lawyer but if you google my name plus Washington State Superior Court or Supreme Court you will find at least fifteen to twenty briefs/motions/replies that I authored or co-authored. I believe I have seen only one case with Obama’s name on it. “After Obama graduated from Harvard Law,…[he] was hired by a Chicago law firm. But he didn’t do any heavy lifting there either. Instead, he spent all his time writing notes for his first book. As Allison Davis, a founding partner of the firm wrote: Some of my partners weren’t happy with that, Barrack sitting there with his key board on his lap and his feet up on the desk writing the book. No one can find any law briefs written by Obama at this time…” 41 Obama certainly wouldn’t be the first to fake his way in to Harvard. “Long before Adam Wheeler scammed his way into this fabled Ivy League university, dozens of frauds ingeniously infiltrated the Crimson. Here are the most notorious six.” 42 43 By all accounts the last year Barack Obama purportedly practiced any law was around 1994, just three years after “earning” his Harvard law degree. “After graduating from Harvard Law, Obama went to work at least nominally as an associate attorney at the small Chicago law firm then known as “Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Gallard,” with which he continued to be affiliated in a more limited capacity throughout his Illinois Legislature tenure up until his U.S. Senate run in 2004….that law firm says Obama logged 3,723 billable hours during his tenure from 1993 to 2004, most of it during the first four years.” That’s 930 hours per year over 4 years. Divide 930 by a 40 hour work week and at best Obama purportedly worked as a lawyer for 92 weeks. 44 45 Would I have voted for Obama? Absolutely not. Before I figured out he was a grifter I knew he was a Marxist and that he hated America, and I am opposed to Marxist American haters being President. Black or Mullato people I would vote for: Dr. Ben Carson, Allen West, Alan Keyes, Kira Davis, Stephen Broden, Erik Rush, Sonnie Johnson, AlFonzo Rachel, Rev. CL Bryant, Dr. Alveda King, Thomas Sowell, Condoleezza Rice (well, might have to think twice about her she’s weak on right to life), Shelby Steele, Ward Connerly, Daneen Borelli, Dr. Mildred Jefferson (if she wasn’t in heaven) I could go on, there’s an abundance. 46 47

2 thoughts on “Yeah That’s The Ticket!

  1. He is what he is ! A liar ! A black liar. If you do anything to him our motives will go all the way back to slavery ! White man picking on a black man. It all sucks folks. Get to the polls and vote all the progressives ” commies ” out of office. It goes like this ! He looks black. he smells black. he acts black.He thinks black. WOW he is a bigot ,good thing we didnt make him president. His own race calls him that !

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