Dear Abby

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Dear Abby, 

 My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
What should I do? 

 

Signed: Clueless  

 

  

 

 

Dear Clueless: 

 

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman!  You don’t need him anymore!
You’re running for President of the United States. 

 

Act like one.

4 thoughts on “Dear Abby

  1. Reblogged this on Grumpa Joe's Place and commented:
    I haven’t read Dear Abbey in years. This is the best letter ever. The response is even better.

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