Cory Booker’s Drive to Hawaii


During Monday night’s all-night global warming yapathon stunt, Senator Cory Booker (D-NJ), much admired in Democrat circles for being somewhat black (although disliked in others for not being entirely black), declared that he had driven from New Jersey to Hawaii:

“I just do want to say that right after I turned 17 and got my New Jersey driver’s license, one of the earliest places I drove was a trip — the only trip I have ever taken was to Hawaii,” he said on the floor at about 3:00 a.m.

I hope he remembered to keep his windshield wipers on for better visibility during the long undersea segment of the drive, and that his added weight didn’t cause any of the islands to tip over when he arrived.

The event was devoted to telling lies; you can’t blame Booker for trying to come up with something more original than, “If we don’t raise taxes, it will be too hot out and the polar bears will die.” It’s not as if many people were listening anyway.

Maybe melting polar ice made Hawaii into islands.

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