The NFL will ban tailgating at this year’s Super Bowl and prevent fans from walking to the event, which will take place on Feb. 2, 2013 at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. The event may get more complicated if it snows that weekend and the Super Bowl becomes the “Ice Bowl”
THEOLOGICAL FACT: For years pundits said the New Orleans Saints were so bad at football that Hell would freeze over before the Saints would ever win The Super Bowl. On Sunday, February 7, 2010, the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl. On that same day, Sunday, February 7, 2010, Washington D.C. was paralyzed under several feet of snow and the Government was totally and completely shut down.
This, my friend, firmly establishes the exact geographical position of Hell – Washington, DC.