Hell Freezes Over

THEOLOGICAL FACT: For years pundits said the New Orleans Saints were so bad at football that Hell would freeze over before the Saints would ever win The Super Bowl. On Sunday, February 7, 2010, the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl. On that same day, Sunday, February 7, 2010, Washington D.C. was paralyzed under several feet of snow and the Government was totally and completely shut down.

This, my friend, firmly establishes the exact geographical position of Hell – Washington, DC.