Hillary Clinton was signing copies of her new book “What Happened” in New York City today when journalist Laura Loomer stopped by to ask some serious questions.
“Hi, it’s so great to see you. Thanks for having me,” said Loomer. “So the American people would really like to know what happened to your 33,000 emails?”
“Hahahah,” Clinton responded, cackling like a witch.
“What happened in Benghazi?” asked Loomer.
“Go read the book,” answered Clinton.
“What happened to the millions of dollars that was supposed to go to the people in Haiti?” Loomer asked, referring to the millions of dollars in earthquake relief donations the Clintons were reportedly in charge of. “What happened to Seth Rich? What happened to your health Hillary?”
“You know what, I’m so sorry you believe things that are untrue,” Hillary replied. “Read the book.”
After getting only a cold reception from Clinton, Loomer then spotted embattled aide Huma Abedin in the bookstore.
“Huma its so great to see you. When are you going to divorce your husband for texting underage girls?” Loomer asked, referring to Anthony Weiner’s infamous criminal affair.
Loomer was detained by Secret Service for 20 minutes after asking these questions, but not because the Secret Service took issue with the questions’s content. Rather, the Secret Service was primarily concerned with someone trying to grab a strand of Hillary’s hair in response to Martin Shkreli’s satirical $5,000 “bounty.”
The Secret Service also wanted to look at Loomer’s phone, but she declined and the agents did not press the issue.