Michelle Musk: Deodorant for Democrats


Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders recently denounced capitalism for producing too many varieties of deodorant. But here’s a variety even Sanders might be willing to try:


It might make breathing easier for reporters on the campaign trail if someone douses Bernie in the entire Party-Approved Pungency line:

• Lenin Lavender
• Stalin Spring
• Adolph Air Fresh
• Scent of Barry
• Gulag Floral
• Herbal Hussein
• Michelle Musk
• KGB Bouquet

Via The People’s Cube,

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