Earthquake News

BREAKING NEWS:

Obama has just confirmed that the DC
earthquake occurred on a rare and
obscure fault-line, apparently known
as “Bush’s Fault”. Obama also announced
that the Secret Service and
Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the
quake’s suspicious
ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven
that it was
caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves

Obama to Japan After Earthquake: Our Friendship is “Unshakeable”…

Amazing how dumb this man is.

(White House)– Michelle and I send our deepest condolences to the people of Japan, particularly those who have lost loved ones in the earthquake and tsunamis. The United States stands ready to help the Japanese people in this time of great trial. The friendship and alliance between our two nations is unshakeable, and only strengthens our resolve to stand with the people of Japan as they overcome this tragedy.

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