You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . And think 25 to
life would be appropriate.
–Jay
Leno

America
needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween
mask
.
–Jay
Leno

Q: Have you
heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order
anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.

–Conan
O’Brien

Q: What does
Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund
raiser.

–Jay
Leno

Q:
What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a
penitentiary?

A: One is
filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for
housing prisoners.

–David
Letterman

Q: If Nancy
Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to
sink, who would be saved?

A:
America !

–Jimmy
Fallon

Q: What’s
the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has
papers.

–Jimmy
Kimmel

Q: What was
the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers”
program?

A: It
took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road..

–David
Letterman

Letterman Knocks Obama For Latest Vacation

Western Journalism

A storm that curtailed outdoor activities for much of President Barack Obama’s vacation was forecast to end Wednesday, but he said he’s been able to fight off cabin fever.

Not only has he been able to sneak in two rounds of golf, but he told reporters Tuesday he’s “doing a lot of reading” at the farm compound he’s rented for the first family. “I’m having a great time,” he said.

The president made the remarks, his first in public since heading out on vacation last week, as he escorted first lady Michelle Obama from the State Road restaurant.

Obama has faced some criticism for his latest vacation, his sixth since taking office. At a time when painful unemployment numbers continue to bear down on the tattered economy, many are frustrated that the nation’s leader is enjoying another luxurious trip. On CBS’ “The Late Show” Tuesday night, David Letterman took a jab at the president, saying: “He’ll have plenty of time for vacations after his one term is up.”

The couple dined out for the second consecutive night, this time with Washington power broker Vernon Jordan and his wife, Ann, as well as Chicago friends Eric and Cheryl Whitaker. White House senior adviser Valerie Jarrett also joined the group.

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