Good afternoon, I’m Paul R. Beane and I’m your right wing gun nut.
You know me and fellow gun owners are responsible for all the carnage in
our streets and our schools.
Never mind that Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my entire
collection of firearms.
Most of which I have owned since childhood when I saved my pennies and
nickels in order to purchase them and each and everyone is in perfect working
It is the responsible gun owners of today that are being blamed for all
Obama calls us the right wing gun nuts, clinging to our guns and to our
But let’s take a little closer look. The Fort Hood shooter, a Muslim, and
a registered Democrat.
The Virginia Tech shooter, he wrote hate mail to George Bush and his staff
and was a registered Democrat.
Aurora Colorado shooter, he was a staff worker on the Obama campaign and
took part in Occupy Wall Street . He was a progressive liberal and guess
what? A registered Democrat.
The Newtown, Conn shooter hated Christians and was a registered
The Columbine high school shooters were too young to vote, but both of
their families were progressive liberals and registered Democrats.
And one more thing, not a single one of these killers were members of the
National Rifle Association.
So I have got it figured out how to make this country much safer; leave
the guns alone and lock up all the Democrats.
I’m Paul R. Beane and that’s the way I see it……