Bombshell: I remember Brett Kavanaugh shooting Abraham Lincoln

American Thinker

By Ed Straker

I’ve always thought, as most people do, that John Wilkes Booth shot Abraham Lincoln at Ford’s Theater on April 4, 1865.  But after spending six days talking with lawyers from the Democratic Party to help me refresh my memory, I’ve come to realize that it wasn’t John Wilkes Booth at all, but rather Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

I had no memory of this happening as recently as last week, but today, it is as clear as day.  I remember Kavanaugh coming up from behind the president of the United States and aiming a pistol at him.  Only I’m not sure it was at Ford’s Theater.  It might have been at Ford’s Theater, but it might also have been on the Mall, or in the White House, or on Capitol Hill.  I’m a little hazy on the day, too.  It might have been April 4, 1865, but it also could have been a few days before or after, maybe even as early as 1864.

The problem is that I had a few minor memory gaps.  I don’t remember what happened right before or right after the shooting.  I don’t remember exactly who was there and who wasn’t.  All I remember clearly is that Brett Kavanaugh did it.  Trauma experts say it is perfectly normal to remember one detail of a traumatic incident while forgetting everything else.

My blackout periods can also be explained by my heavy drinking.  I was slurring my speech and was totally passed out at certain points.  But I was wide awake and attentive just as Brett Kavanaugh shot President Lincoln.

I have even named witnesses who saw this happen.  Even though the witnesses do not recall Brett Kavanaugh shooting President Lincoln, it doesn’t prove he didn’t do it!  Unless Kavanaugh can prove he didn’t do it, he must be judged to have done it.

However unclear I am on the location and timing, I am rock-solid certain that it happened.  I even submitted to a lie-detector test.  While I can’t release the results, I can assure you that everything I said was judged to be the truth.  Brett Kavanaugh shooting President Lincoln: true.  Brett Kavanaugh steering Titanic into path of iceberg: true.  Brett Kavanuagh stealing Neil Armstrong’s spacesuit on the lunar module: true.

You may be wondering why I waited so many years to come forward and why I told no one.  That’s because it was a repressed memory.  Repressed memories can come out at any time.  A day, a year, fifty years, even 150 years later.  That explains all of it.

If you look at Brett Kavanaugh’s calendar from 1864, his guilt is clear.  He talks about “getting wasted” with his friends at a beer party.  “Wasted” is a term for shooting people.  That is clearly a reference to shooting President Lincoln.

I would be happy to testify to any and all of this.  The only problem is that I live far from Washington, D.C. and would have to come on foot.  The trauma of watching President Lincoln getting shot has caused me to be adverse to all horseless buggies and birdless flying machines. So it may take me a while to get there to testify.  You can make it all easier simply by voting against Kavanaugh.  That’s at least what my therapist tells me.

TWO THINGS

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The president-elect won the election with less than 40% of the popular vote but had the majority of electoral votes. The Republican Party had put forth a candidate to win several crucial states that could swing the Electoral College.

The election was a bitter one with the Democrat Party fractured between two candidatesThe incoming president received so many death threats that he chose to arrive in Washington in secrecy.  The security for the inauguration was the tightest ever with troops stationed on buildings throughout the day. 

This was an unprecedented amount of protection for any presIdent-elect.  Many members of Congress chose not to attend the ceremony.

Despite all this ……. Abraham Lincoln was sworn in as our 16th president on March 4, 1861.

H/T Dennis

Dumb and Dumber

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You may recall that pResident Obama spoke of three former Presidents making prisoner swaps at the end of wars that took place on their watch, “much like this Bergdahl swap” he said convincingly.

CNN carried this quote, “This is what happens at the end of wars.”

Obama boasted Tuesday when he was asked about swapping American Army Sgt. Deserter for five vicious Taliban terrorists. “That was true for George Washington…That was true for Abraham Lincoln and that was true for FDR. That’s been true of every combat situation, that at some point, you make sure that you try to get your folks back, and that’s the right thing to do.”

Really?
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Barry is no Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln
Don’t interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties.

 

Remember this quote the next time you hear Chris Matthews or some other member of the bla bla media tell you that Obama is just like Lincoln and then leaves out the part where Obama goes around the Constitution (again) or is attacking Freedom of the Press, Our Right to Bear Arms, that the TSA is just doing their job, that the NSA didn’t listen to you phone calls. Remember this when he says he will go around Congress. Remember this as he destroys the Free Market and replaces it with government control. Remember this as you watch your rights and freedom taken away…………….. and then tell me again that Obama is just like Lincoln. Barry is no Abraham Lincoln but hey, that’s just my opinion.

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American Pursuit of Greatness

By MG Paul E. Vallely; US Army (Ret.)

Impeach Obama and Demand Resignation of a Regime

In the course of American history, when the nation was most in need of a leader who could rally the nation to literally survive catastrophes, a common man has come forth and done so, with valor, clarity of purpose, and vision. These unassuming, surprising men, like George Washington, Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, FDR and Ronald Reagan, to name a few, each with their foibles and critics, stood up and secured the security and prosperity of this nation, FIRST and FOREMOST! Each gave the nation a sense of purpose and vision, instilled with legitimate hope, and changed the course of the ship of state away from the rocks, and into navigable waters leading to victory, recovery, and success.

In the course of modern day events, unfolding by the minute, America has never been more in need of such leadership. However, we are now in a situation where the current leadership (or lack thereof) of the nation has done something quite extraordinary, they have found a way to do destroy America. They have charted a course of designed failure. True leaders do not lay blame upon others, they do not lie to, and manipulate the citizenry, they do not cast personal aspersions, they do not cloud arguments, they do not twist facts, they lead by example. They do what is in the best interest of the nation, FIRST!

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Mainstreaming Radical Islam

Family Security Matters
The term “useful idiot” is believed to have been coined by Vladimir Lenin. It originally described liberal Communist sympathizers in Western nations who, as the Soviet leader explained, would “sell us (Soviet Russia) the rope with which we will hang them (the West).”
Today’s useful idiots are a swath from that same politically correct cloth. They comprise: secular “progressives” (to include the liberal media); pinko anarchists and other Berkeley-types; President Obama and his motley stable of cracked czars and policy advisors; and the majority of Democrats in Congress.
Only the role of “international-villain-bent-on-world-domination” has changed. We’ve gone from the Soviet hammer and sickle to the Islamic crescent moon and star.