Why Does Global Warming Only Turn Muslims Into Terrorists?

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Global warming is the cause of terrorism in the Middle East and around the world according to Martin O’Malley, Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama, and other Democrats. Let’s add in the Prince of Wales. With a straight face they make this claim, ignoring any and all other evidence to the contrary.

But if that is so, if global warming causes terrorism, then I think the Democrats need to answer this question: why does global warming only turn Muslims into terrorists?

There are Jews in the Middle East and Africa. There are Christians in the Middle East and Africa. There are animists, Zoroastrians, Hindus, and others. But only certain Muslims, often from wealthy families, turn into terrorists. The Jews, Christians, animists, Zoroastrians, Hindus, and the rest never seem to be affected by global warming in that way.

Perhaps instead of spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to explore why lesbians are fat, the federal government should spend some cash on why global warming turns only Muslims into terrorists.

Or maybe it doesn’t.

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3 thoughts on “Why Does Global Warming Only Turn Muslims Into Terrorists?

  1. I can’t believe people can say that with a straight face, but oh well, Obama sits on top of a huge pile of shit and say it doesn’t stink! And people believe him!

  2. Good question. It would seem that air heads (sheeple/dumbocraps) would be more affected by the difference in air pressure. I’ll ponder that!

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