THE FENCE TEST

via e-mail from Keith

You can’t get any more accurate than this!

This straight forward country thinking..
by Jeff Foxworthy                      
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Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side  of the fence you sit on, this is a great test

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If  a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat  meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat  products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is  homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk                       show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that  those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.                      
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and  religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads  this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good  laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.

4 thoughts on “THE FENCE TEST

  1. 1dragon this is exceptional! I have slways liked Jeff Foxworthy! He is one of my own Countrymen and I respect his stand on all issues! His present airing show is one of my preferred and he is excellant in his hosting of this Bible based show! The American Bible challenge and his Are you smarter than a fifth grader?!
    Maybe bird brain biden could host a show titled Are you Dumber than a first grader? Then he could have obama,C

  2. Anyone can be smarter than a politician. All it takes is getting through elementry school.

  3. He hit it right on the head. democrats are actually the fascist socialist party and should own up to what they are.

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