The Top 10 Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off

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1. “Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.”

2. “Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?”

3. “Look at the bright side. Gay marriage passed in four states.”

4. “Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?”

5. “I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii.”

6. “Well, look at the bright side. Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase.”

7. “Hey! Now you’ll have more time to play with your unicorn.”

8. “Isn’t it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?”

9. “Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.”

10. “Forward!”

5 thoughts on “The Top 10 Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off

  1. OM Lord! These are great!!!

    • Thanks, sometimes we need to laugh a little.

      • You know how we get so many emails in our inbox everyday?
        I have a “Hold funny-watch later” file…I wait until I start getting all depressed again; and then! Then I take on out to watch it.
        It does help!

        I also keep cutsie doggie photo(s), jokes, beautiful scenery type video(s) in the same file.

  2. 11. When you ultimately become homeless in California, you qualify for a free cell phone. Ain’t life grand!

    • 12. Well at least Obama and his family will still have a nice Christmas Vacation that is costing tax payers $4 million.

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