Earthquake News

BREAKING NEWS:

Obama has just confirmed that the DC
earthquake occurred on a rare and
obscure fault-line, apparently known
as “Bush’s Fault”. Obama also announced
that the Secret Service and
Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the
quake’s suspicious
ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven
that it was
caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves

2 thoughts on “Earthquake News

  1. I have heard the founders spinning mat be an untapped energy source until the senate is held by real conservatives and obummer is deported as an illegal alien.

  2. That could be an endless amount of energy. If they could contain the amount of hot air from all the Liberals, we could use that also.

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