You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . And think 25 to
life would be appropriate.
–Jay
Leno

America
needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween
mask
.
–Jay
Leno

Q: Have you
heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order
anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.

–Conan
O’Brien

Q: What does
Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund
raiser.

–Jay
Leno

Q:
What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a
penitentiary?

A: One is
filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for
housing prisoners.

–David
Letterman

Q: If Nancy
Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to
sink, who would be saved?

A:
America !

–Jimmy
Fallon

Q: What’s
the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has
papers.

–Jimmy
Kimmel

Q: What was
the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers”
program?

A: It
took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road..

–David
Letterman

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