Dear Barry:

Dude, you’ve been punked! And by your very own “Official Document Maker” Czar at that!

Sir, you just played right into the hands of the “birthers”? Yes you did, and sadly, you don’t even know it!

I mean look at what you said to Oprah yesterday “live” on air — you were “driven to release [your] long-form birth certificate so that the nation could move on and focus on a “serious conversation” about solving its problems.”Yes, America has “serious” problems and they are all of YOUR making along with your donors, your masters and your congressional pals. We the people have nothing to do with the ugly mess we’re in! No Sir, you do along with all of those elitist New Socialist World Order snots you “think” are your friends thank you very much!

But you couldn’t stop there, no siree, you just had to show your petulance toward Americans by digging an even deeper hole by belittling nearly 70% of the voting electorate when referring to us as “sideshows and carnival barkers”.  And you wonder why we the people want you the hell out of our White House! Well, wonder no more, Sir.

It is precisely this kind of anti-American acidic tongue of yours that the people find disrespectful, disgraceful and not fit for the leader of our country.  And no Whoopi, our disrespect for your man has nothing, and I mean NOTHING to do with the color of his skin. So, shut the hell up already!

Now, Sir, you’ve gone and dragged your pal Oprah into your sordid mess.  That’s not very nice, Sir. Her ratings have been tanking everyday since she decided to be your cheerleader. Give her a break. She needs to make millions more for…????

But I digress. So let’s talk about how your “Official Document Maker” Czar has made a fool out of you. I’m going to put this in a really easy format so even you and your pals can understand, but first, I want to tell you a little story. You need some context to better understand how betrayed you’ve just been.

When you put up that silly digital copy of your “Certificate of Live Birth” on your very own 2008 campaign website, of which many saw it for what it was — a paid for campaign advertisement, you were swimming in a smaller pond. Meaning, at that time, the few who challenged the authenticity of that digital advertisement may have been, let’s say, two thousand people. And of that two thousand, at least two thirds of us were Hillary supporters, not Republican’s, Tea Party’s or Independents, but good old lifelong Party faithful Democrats.

It is this little itty bitty group who fought tooth and nail to expose the chutzpah of your “Official Document Maker” then, campaign staffer and now your Czar, because we saw your advertisement for what is was — bogus. I mean c’mon you actually think the US Census in 1960 used the word  “African” to define your race? Ah geez, the bubble you’ve lived in is so telling.

Well, this itty bitty group of former Democrat’s started the tsunami of which you now refer to as “sideshows and carnival barkers.” Shame on you! WE ARE AMERICANS FIRST, SIR, AND WE DON’T TAKE TO KINDLY TO BEING LIED TOO! Deal with it! Be a man and stop hiding behind women!

Within minutes of your release of this bogus long-form cert abstract, Sir, millions of American’s looked at this new digital advertisement and tore it apart. Millions! Not that small little pool you betrayed in 2008. Millions. This time, it was extremely difficult keeping up with the millions who immediately discovered, and I mean immediately, all of the misinformation your Czar purposely put on this cert to show all of us “carnival barkers” you are not who you pretend to be.

Here Sir, is precisely and unequivocally how you have been betrayed by your very own “inner circle” and I’m going to give voice to those very people you think belong to a carnival –

A “carnival barker” weighing in on this obvious fraudulent document is none other than the guy your staff has put a hit out on, Wayne Madsen of Wayne Madsen Reports. He talked to all of his spook colleagues across the globe and all concur, your “Official Document Maker” Czar did a really lousy job on this “crude” forgery –

April 28, 2011 — World intelligence agencies: Obama’s long form birth certificate a rank forger

From intelligence agencies around the world, the verdict on President Obama’s newly-released certificate of live birth from Hawaii is in: the certificate is a rank forgery on the same level as the Niger “yellow cake” uranium and Iraq Oil Ministry forged documents. Intelligence and law enforcement services are experts on fake documents since they have to deal with large numbers of counterfeit documents, such as birth certificates, passports, identity cards and driver’s licenses, as well as currency. Intelligence agencies are also experts at forging their own documents for their clandestine agents.

Within 24-hours of the release of the long form Certificate of Live Birth on April 27, intelligence agencies from Britain and China to Germany and Russia examined the document and concluded it was a forgery based on the fact that Barack H. Obama Sr.’s race, listed as “African,” was a monumental error, considering that not only the United States, but other English-speaking nations described Africans and those of African descent as either “Negroes” or “blacks” in 1961.

In 1961, the  U.S. Department of Health, Education, and Welfare classified non-Whites, who were not Asian, Eskimo, Aleut, Hawaiian, part-Hawaiian, or other “non-White,” as “Negro.” The U.S. Census Bureau also used the term “Asian and other Pacific Islander” in 1961, which included Filipino, Hawaiian, and part-Hawaiian. The Census Bureau, like HEW, used the term “Negro” to describe blacks and those of black descent. The term “mulatto,” used to describe those of mixed white and black ancestry, ceased being used by the U.S. Census Bureau in 1918.

1961 Vital Statistics of the United States;
U. S. Dept. of Health Education, and Welfare;
Public Health Service;
National Center for Health Statistics;
National Vital Statistics Division;

Race and color

Births in the United States in 1961 are classified for vital statistics into white, Negro, American Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Aleut, Eskimo, Hawaiian and Part-Hawaiian (combined), and “other nonwhite.”

The category “white” includes, in addition to persons reported as “white,” those reported as Mexican or Puerto Rican. With one exception, a reported mixture of Negro with any other race is included in the Negro group; other mixed parentage is classified according to the race of the nonwhite parent and mixtures of nonwhite races to the race of the father. The exception refers to a mixture of Hawaiian and any other race, which is classified as Part-Hawaiian. In most tables a less detailed classification of “white” and “nonwhite” is used.

In the United Kingdom, the terms “black” and “Asian” were used in the 1961 census to describe those who were “non-white British” nationals. Barack Obama, Sr., as a citizen of the British Colony of Kenya, would have known that his British racial designation was “black” in 1961. The term “African” was not used as a racial designation in either the colony of Kenya or on the British mainland. In South Africa and other British colonies in Africa, “Coloured” was used to describe those of mixed white-black descent.

The consensus among intelligence agency experts is that the Obama long form Certificate of Live Birth was hastily manufactured by an amateur who never thought of using the standard race designation of Negro in Barack Obama, Sr.’s racial designation block on the form either due to ignorance or an attempt to be politically correct in 2011 by refusing to use an accepted term from 1961.

So, within 24 hours of YOUR “side show”, millions upon millions of “carnival barkers” have already debunked this puppy as a “crude” forgery. But hold on to your panties, Sir, because this is where your “Official Document Maker” Czar really, REALLY screwed you –

First, let’s show the crude forgery released yesterday –

President Obama's April 27, 2011 Long Form Birth Abstract

And now, let’s compare the birth time and the dates of the signatures on your long form cert abstract to the Coast Province General Hospital, Mombasa, British Proctectorate of Kenya, Barack Hussein Obama II Certificate of Birth. I’m sure you see what I see, Sir. Your boy genius, the Official Document Maker Czar, has just effectively tied you to the Kenyan Birth Certificate a Lucas Smith bribed to get from Kenyan officials.

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Coast Province General Hospital, Mombasa. British Protectorate of Kenya, Barack Hussein Obama II Birth Certificate

Seems your “inner circle” has betrayed you, Sir. After all of the resources you’ve spent over the last three years to make sure no one knew who you really are, you go and blow it along with your carefully crafted CIA cover.  Don’t you have any respect for your masters and all they have invested in you? Did you even take them into consideration when you accepted your “Official Document Maker” Czars really, really, really badly created “long-form cert”?

Why such reckless mismanagement, Sir? Maybe it’s because you are tired?

After all serving with divided loyalties, British and American, as the Commander in Chief of six battle fronts would be wearing even on the best of us. I mean, for heavens sake, pinging back and forth trying to decide which countries side to favor would be exhausting?

Then again, your obvious weariness may be coming from the constant reminder that American’s, you know, us “carnival barkers” you serve are starving, homeless, can’t find work and see no recovery in sight? Or did you hope that staged “happy” show put on by Fed Chairman Bernanke yesterday would do the trick? Ha! After all, according to his numbers and the ongoing theft of the “carnival barkers”  funds we the citizenry are just fine and dandy out here in peasant land.

Hadn’t thought about it until just now, but maybe you’re losing your edge due to all of the pretenses you are being forced to muster when explaining to American’s, with that taut seriousness you like to express, the invasion into Libya, you know, the war you illegally ordered pretending we’re there for humanitarian purposes, when everyone who breaths knows it’s their gold and oil your masters are after?

Then again, your sharpness being rubbed to a dull edge could be from all of the radiation you’re breathing in. You might want to have your doctor run some tests on your thyroid.

Whatever the excuse, Sir, I might suggest you immediately take another vacation, a permanent one, and get some rest this time. I hear Paraguay is a great hideout for the Ken Lays of the world. Before you go though, be sure to FIRE your “Official Document Maker” Czar because he/she has just made a complete and utter fool of you, again, and as you can clearly see for yourself, this time IT IS INTENTIONAL.


Oh well. Looks like you’re on your own from here on out. Wish ya luck with that.




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