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March 1, 2010
Albert Gore arrived in Geneva, Switzerland aboard flight 777 Swissair at 10:00 PM last evening. According to today’s issue of the Knoxville Sentinel, A recent indictment by a Tennessee grand jury for the perpetration of fraud with the intent to deceive by bilking millions for his personal financial gain. This has apparently resulted in his fleeing the United States.
According to Tipper Gore, the wife of the former vice-president, the exact date of the jury trial of his peers has not been set.
According to Police Captain, Sven Haza Frozenswance, of the Geneva Police dept, Mr. Gore has not violated any laws at this point. Frozenswance mused that it may be difficult to find a jury of his peers as few people if any would admit to being one.
Once the trial date is set, Mr. Gore faces a probable death sentence, much the same as his hysteria over global warming. (see climitategate) This could result in his flight to countries, such as Mexico, Canada and most European nations, which will not allow extradition if the death penalty may be imposed. Mr. Gore could avoid this possible eventuality if in a plea agreement, he admitted to his creation of the greatest hoax in history prior to the election of Barack Hussein Obama.
Should he do so, some are calling for him to spend the rest of his life in the same cell with Bernie Madoff the master mind of the largest Ponzi scheme in history. Correction, private Ponzi scheme, Social Security is clearly the largest.
According to Interpol, Mr. Gore has taken a loft within walking distance to Crédit Lyonnais Suisse. He was seen leaving the establishment this morning. (further updates to follow)